In Search of a Good, Cheap Clerk

I think I need the services of a good, cheap law clerk. It's only temporary and the pay, quite frankly, would suck. But I have more work than I can handle right now and I need to kick some of it off my plate. So, if you're in the LA area, are interested in employment law, are willing to work quickly and cheaply for a few hours a week, let me know. Maybe we can work something out. Good grades aren't a must, as I know they are not indicative of the kind of work you can accomplish. Even the brightest star in the heavens is still a star.